When I wake up in the mornin and I go to skool and I reallie want to do some laps..I wanna do some Lay ups and some sit ups and some push ups too comeon coaches dont ever cut any slack...
WOAH!!Lets play some ball, basket ball, lets play some ball when the mornin' comes, lets play some ball, basket ball..It is one of the best .. (take a shot to win)
Funnie storie....
The Dating Show!
THE DATIN' SHOW :
Host- Miliardo
Girl- Dorthy
Mystery1- Heero
Mystery2- Duo
Mystery3- Doctor J.
Miliardo- Welcome everyone to who wants to date someone the've never met!!
miliardo-lets all welcome our lucky lady tonight........DORTHY!!
dorthy-oh im so pleased to be here mr miliardo
miliardo- thats great
miliardo-ok lets start
miliardo-first question
dorthy-mystery date 1
heero-what?
dorthy-if we were alone on a dating look out point, what would u tell me to
wooh me?
heero- those are the weirdest f**king eye brows i have ever seen!
dorthy-ok, no. 2, if i asked u to marry me what would u say?
duo- i like men
dorthy-ok, no. 3, what part of u do u find the sexiest?
doctor j- i have a metal arm
dorthy-oooooh i like metal, no. 1 if i was kiddnapped what would u say to the
kiddnapper?
heero-i would say........"just keep the bitch"
dorthy- how dare u!
heero- go to hell!
duo- hell???.. im from hell
(jerry springer drops from the celing)
jerry-hello f...(CRRACCK)
miliardo-(uses the heat rod) get your scrony ass off of my show off of my
show you shit head!
duo-(reaching for heero's ass) ooww spandex! i like tight pants, sexy!
heero-(pulls out a gun) get ur hands off of my ass-BANG!!-
duo- uuhhh guess im not getting any ass-(later dies of bullet wounds)
dorthy- let me choose? i choose no. 3
miliardo-ok u get, no. 3 come on down, DOCTOR J!!!
dorthy-what him> ???
doctor j- hey baby! (pinches dorthy's ass with metal arm)
doctor j- ive been waiting to put this arm to use!
dorthy- im filing for divorse!
(every body starts a riot and sets fires in studio)
miliardo- this kinda thing follows me every where I go.....SIGH......
miliardo- i quit!
HAHAHAHA...please read on...
Name: Sondus
Age: undisclosed
MA Homiez: Candeida, Shanah, Melissa, Genee, Laura, Kim, Sasha, Rehanna, Terri-Lynn, Katie, Arin.
Fav. Colour: Black, Black & Blank...
Fav. Musik: Hard Rock, Rap & J-pop
Ma Birthdate: April 28th
Zodiac sign: Taurus
Birth Sign: Rooster
Marital status: Single and looking.
Never say ur happy when ur sad...
Never say ur fine when ur not..
Never sey u feel gud wen u feel bad...
And never say ur alone when I'm still alive
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.::::.Shoutoutz To ma Galz.::::.
Ambree: A.K.A Ambz, Bree
Brooke: A.K.A Ki, Kila
Ein: A.K.A Hyolee
Michelle: A.K.A ****
Candeida: A.K.A Candy, Deida
Genee: A.K.A GeGe
Melissa.A: A.K.A Hakuna Matata
Laura: A.K.A Shordi
Kim: A.K.A Tweety
Sasha: A.K.A Sushi
Terri-Lynn: A.K.A Lynn-Lynn-Terri-Lynn.
Katie: A.K.A Katatio
Shanah: A.K.A Shay jay
Allyson: A.K.A LIL ALLYS
Halima: A.K.A ****
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.::::.Shoutoutz To ma Guyz.::::.
Henry: A.K.A Big bro
Joss: A.K.A****
Darien: A.K.A ****
Daniel: A.K.A Danny, Birth Frend
Kevin: A.K.A Kaitlin
Salim: A.K.A Slim Slum, Sallie
Dashar: A.K.A Dasher, Daisy
Johnathan: A.K.A Juliet, John
Chad: A.K.A Chiku
Lance: A.K.A Cheese man
Ahmad: A.K.A Amanda
Azim: A.K.A Azimi
Ryan: A.K.A RyRy
Steven: A.K.A ****
Tylor: A.K.A Tyladie
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I'd Rather
I'd rather have hard tyms with u thn gud tyms with sum1 else..I'd rather B beside u in a strom than safe and warm by myself..I'd rather have hard tyms together than to have it easy apart..I'd rather have the one who holds my heart....
YO peeps chk out ma otha sections if u wanna read funie stuff or yeh w/e...
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